Surprise! · 12:09am Sep 21st, 2015
Welp, I've been wrong before! There now exists clop of Sucker For a Cute Face, not written by me, but with full permission. It's more than just Character X and Character Y going at it, too, but a pretty accurate depiction of how the couple's first time might go, their dynamic well intact.
But before I spoil anything, LINK!